Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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