The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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