I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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