Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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