The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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