So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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