Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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