I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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