if i can run in heels then i can drive
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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