found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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