so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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