if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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