I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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