Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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