my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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