maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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