Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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