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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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