I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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