like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
