yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
