so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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