I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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