You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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