i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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