I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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