we have pet lesbian snakes
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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