Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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