We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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