We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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