he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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