Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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