yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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