i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
4 words: hood of his car
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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