it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
how drunk are you?
Several
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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