I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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