just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
P.S. I can't hear my feet
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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