Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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