I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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