its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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