All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Im part way to drunk.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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