STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i came on her dog
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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