You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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