Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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