Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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