Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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