All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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