he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My pussy is not your playground.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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