thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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