Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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