Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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