Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.