I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Randomize
