Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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