how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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