marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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