Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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